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Unknown Miscellaneous Railroad Bill And The Kitten Railroad Bill and the Kitten SOURCE: Bob Pfeffer SOURCE'S SOURCE: Andy Breckman Railroad Bill was a hard livin' man He used to take his women two at a time Everyone agreed he was the baddest engineer That'd ever driven down the Santa Fe line His name was known from the folks back home To the tippy-top of telegraph hill And all the little boys, when they were sneakin' cigarettes They used to dream about the Railroad Bill [SPOKEN: Stay with me here One day Bill was walkin' along And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree When he saw what was the matter he ran to get a ladder To set that kitty-cat free And Bill said, "No, ain't gonna do it Ain't gonna climb up no tree This is a stupid, stupid song and no folksinger's Gonna make a fool outa me." I said, one day Bill was walkin' along And he saw a kitten stuck in a tree When he saw what was the matter he ran to get a ladder To set that kitty-cat free And Bill said, "No, ain't gonna do it Ain't gonna do what you said This is an asinine song. As far as I'm concerned That cat can stay there till it's dead." I said, wait a minute, Bill, you can't argue with me For God's sake, I just made you up I got the pen in my hand, I want you up in that tree I want that cat unstuck Bill said, "No, I hate cats Ain't gonna climb for no cat." He said, "Why don't you have me save some beautiful girl Whos's been tied down on the railroad track?" I said maybe there'll be room in the eighth or ninth verse But right now I want you up in that tree I'm the writer, God damn, I got the pen in my hand And you're supposed to listen to me He said, "You asshole. Why should I listen to you You should be listenin' to me instead." He said, "I'm a railroad man and if I was real I would separate your face from your head." You ungrateful brute, I cried, you push me too far I gotta show you I can do as I please So an earthquake came and it sthe whole terrain And it brought Railroad Bill to his knees And then a tidal wave broke and everything got soaked And Bill was almost completely washed away And then a big green monster from the planet Neptune Landed and bit Railroad Bill on the leg I got the pen in my hand. I can do what I want I'm a bright new young talent on the rise So get your ass up that tree or I swear you ain't Gonna get outa my folksong alive He said, "You don't scare me. You might be crazy but you don't scare me And if you don't leave me alone I'm gonna tell everybody Where you stole this melody." But before he could speak his tongue fell out And he could not make a sound Suddenly he jumped on top of me and he grabbed me by the neck And he pulled me to the ground And he hit me in the stomach, and he hit me in the face real hard And I think he almost broke my nose But just then a lightning bolt came outa nowhere, hit him right between the [Eyes And killed him instantly [Heh, heh Well the cat came down from the tree Had a bowl of warm milk, went to sleep for the night Railroad Bill is survived by a wife and three small children Dear God, I love to write Filename[ RRBILLKT RPf

Most of my life I've spent up in the air Waiting for time to come down And now my virtue is well past its curfew I've got to get out of this town Madness, a train that's left the station All destinations unknown I needed to find myself a new situation One that I can call my own And I'm alright now And I'm alright now And I was blind and if at times I could not see You had me wrapped up in this mess again but I broke free And I was blind and if at times I could not see You had me wrapped up in this mess again but I broke free Spending my time through the pockets of pavement Wheels are spinning around Going through the motions The trials and phases So I can shed this year-old skin Peeling the layers like onions They make me cry And I'll be alright if I can just look you all in the eyes I made it this far and I'm not going to look back 'Til I get to the end of this town And I'm alright now And I'm alright now And I was blind and if at times I could not see You had me wrapped up in this mess again but I broke free And I was blind and if at times I could not see You had me wrapped up in this mess again but I broke free And I'm alright now

Homemade curtains in the breeze Green grass stains on both of my knees My first memory Was mama poppin' grease and fryin' chicken Cryin', cuttin' onions in the kitchen Sunday mornin', my best shirt Crock-Pot's on for dinner after church Dad was baptized by Lynchburg Mama'd always beg him to come with us Cryin', cuttin' onions in the kitchen Jesus on a cross down the hallway in a picture Devil's in the bottom of a bottle of brown liquor Daddy's on the front porch pourin' one more high or more Than Haggard's pickin' And mama's cuttin' onions in the kitchen 17, summer buzz I stumbled in, she waited up Screen door creaked and there she was Both our eyes werе red 'cause I'd been sippin' She said shе'd been cuttin' onions in the kitchen Jesus on a cross down the hallway in a picture Devil's in the bottom of a bottle of brown liquor Daddy's on the front porch pourin' one more high or more Than Haggard's pickin' And mama's cuttin' onions in the kitchen Flowers have the dirt Behind white picket fences Mama tried on vinyl Keeps on spinnin', spinnin', spinnin' Jesus on a cross down the hallway in a picture Devil's in the bottom of a bottle of brown liquor Daddy's six-feet in the ground, everybody's at the house Nevermind all the colored dishes Mama's cuttin' onions in the kitchen Mm-mmh

Come with me for fun in my buggy Come along, let's go for the hell of it See the faces 'round they're all lookin' Wonder if they'd like to come for a ride I'lI bet you anything Now she's with me There'll be no trouble Troubles around Bet you'll never ever get away Never ever get away Dune buggy See the world spin 'round in dune buggy String along, let's scram far out off the ground Never felt so good, she's a beauty Bet she is a sight for your poor old eyes I'll bet you anything Boys on their bikes Will have some trouble Following us Bet they never ever catch us up Never ever catch us up Dune buggy See the world spin 'round in dune buggy String along, let's scram far out off the ground Never felt so good, she's a beauty Bet she is a sight for your poor old eyes I'll bet you anything Boys on their bikes Will have some trouble Following us Bet they never ever catch us up Never ever catch us up Dune buggy I feel like a king I feel like a king in my buggy Just the crown is missin' but that's alright Come on people, come on my buggy Come and feel the power of a starry night (Starry night, starry night) I feel like a king in my buggy Just the crown is missin' but that's alright Come on people, come on my buggy Come and feel the power of a starry night (Starry night, starry night) I feel like a king in my buggy